Friday, December 09, 2005

Want To Be A Drunk Asshole?

Top 5 Rules of asshole drunkenness

1. It's always your turn to talk
2. You are always right
3. You are the most intelligent person in the room
4. Nothing you do is stupid.
5. Know when to get the fuck out of there because you've offended too many people and they outnumber your drunken ass.

Read more..How to be a Drunk Asshole

posted by loveuamy at 12:45

11 Comments:

Blogger dan said...

I used to be a drunken asshole. It's really not an endearing quality.

09 December, 2005 16:04  
Blogger loveuamy said...

Really? i'm really curious about being drunk actually as i've never been.

12 December, 2005 17:15  
Blogger dan said...

being drunk is okay while you are, but when you sober up the next day and remember all the bad things you did, or people tell you about them because you can't remember.

and hangovers suck.

13 December, 2005 10:13  
Blogger loveuamy said...

hmmm...how dangerous when you can't control what your're doing!! Have you ever done anything that you can't and don't want to face the next day?

13 December, 2005 12:37  
Blogger Spo said...

you read raymi's site as well? she's freaky uniquey wonderful

13 December, 2005 22:15  
Blogger loveuamy said...

a few days ago..i wanted to check the usage of the word 'asshole', so i just typed it on Google. and there came this interesting article 'How to be a Drunk Asshole'!

after i posted it here, i saw her name in your blog links, and was really surprised!!! what a coincident!

yeah, she's quite special and amazing!

14 December, 2005 09:47  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can relate....cuz i just turned in2 a drunk asshole...i was being a "fun/nice" drunk until yesterday...gawd...im soo embarrassed...i hurt my best friend and my love of my life with stupid words i said...geez...im an ass :(

20 January, 2006 09:00  
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so what is this a check list or something??? :)

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